claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

sirashtonirwin:

deadfelinesociety:

there is nothing romantic about

• not knowing you’re beautiful 
• loving someone until they learn to love themselves

please stop romanticizing low self esteem.

it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem

it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. 

#hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

tespian-mage:

SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE

NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL

TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK

NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK

HOLY FUCK TREES STOP

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

egberts:

teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers